Quotes About Beer

Quotes About Beer

Awesome Quotes and Sayings About Beer

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind

~ Humphrey Bogart


You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.

~Author Unknown


Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin


Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

– Earnest Hemingway


Show me a nation whose national beverage is beer, and I’ll show you an advanced toilet technology.

~Mark Hawkins


Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
~ Oscar Wilde


For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

~ William Shakespeare


He is a wise man who invented beer.

~ Plato


In those old days which poets say were golden—
(Perhaps they laid the gilding on themselves:
And, if they did, I’m all the more beholden
To those brown dwellers in my dusty shelves,
Who talk to me “in language quaint and olden”
Of gods and demigods and fauns and elves,
Pan with his pipes, and Bacchus with his leopards,
And staid young goddesses who flirt with shepherds.
~Charles Stuart Calverley



What were they thinking? ‘It’s an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!
~ Rick Yancey, The 5th Wave


You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa


I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

~ Frank Sinatra


Each of us is a beer expert. We know what tastes good. Understanding beer deepens our pleasure, but it all comes down to that first ahhh.

~Stephen Dinehart


Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.
~ Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume



Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

~ Dave Barry


Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

~ Kaiser Wilhelm



The three B’s—beef, beer, and bread, form a complete and perfect diet, at once strengthening, sustaining, and stimulating.

~Charles Hyatt-Woolf



I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
~ Abraham Lincoln


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

~ Ernest Hemingway


I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

~ Homer Simpson



Coffee is good, and so no doubt is cocoa;
Tea did for Johnson and the Chinamen…
The Prima Donna, smiling herself out,
Recruits her flagging powers with bottled stout.
~Charles Stuart Calverley


Beer is made by men, wine by God.
~ Martin Luther


You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

~ Dean Martin


24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

~ Stephen Wright


Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

~Dave Barry


Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty.
~ Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE



A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

~ W.C. Fields


Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink.

~ W.C. Fields



Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

~Charles Papazian


Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.
~ Martin Luther


What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

~ W.C. Fields


May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

~ Irish Toast



Our Lager, which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy Drink.
Thy will be drunk at home,
As it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head.
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter, the lager.
For ever and ever.
~Author Unknown


Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

~ Winston Churchill



Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of good beer.

~Author Unknown


If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.
~ Craig Ferguson


I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

~Tom Waits


Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.

~ Homer Simpson


No, they did not drink Beer….
That abstinence from Malt
Has always struck me as extremely curious.
The Greek mind must have had some vital fault,
That they should stick to liquors so injurious—
(Wine, water, tempered p’raps with Attic salt)—
And not at once invent that mild, luxurious,
And artful beverage, Beer. How the digestion
Got on without it, is a startling question.
~Charles Stuart Calverley


There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
~ Willie Nelson


Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
~ Ray Bradbury, The October Country


I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

~ Homer Simpson


Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

~ Henry Lawson


Why we are here? To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven’s symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then.

~David Letterman


I don’t think I’ve drunk enough beer to understand that.
~ Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent



An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

~ Unknown


God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson


Here’s to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
~Author Unknown


I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.
~ Nora Roberts, Chasing Fire


Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

-Catherine Zandonella


Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.

~ Seneca


Beware, froth is not beer.

~Danish Proverb


Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.
~ Rafael Sabatini, Fortune’s Fool


A man who lies about beer makes enemies
~ Stephen King, Pet Sematary


Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

~ Ambrose Bierce


I work until beer o’clock.

~ Stephen King


There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.

~Joan Goldstein


Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it’s all–hahhhh.
~ Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow


Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.

~Alan D. Eames