Quotes About Dogs

Awesome Quotes and Sayings About Dogs

Quotations & Citations:

Happiness is a warm puppy.
~ Charles M. Schulz

 

 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

 

~ Ben Williams

 

 

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
~ Marilyn Monroe

 

 

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

 

~ Agnes Sligh Turnbull

 

 

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
~ Groucho Marx

 

 

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
~ Mark Twain

 

 

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
~ Mark Twain

 

 

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.
~ Milan Kundera

 

 

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

 

~ Agnes Repplier

 

 

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
~ Mark Twain

 

 

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
~ Mark Twain

 

 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
~ Josh Billings

 

 

Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.

 

~ Corey Ford

 

 

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
~ Will Rogers

 

 

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

 

~ Max Eastman

 

 

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
~ Mark Twain

 

 

A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

 

~ John Holmes

 

 

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
~ Jack London

 

 

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.

 

~ Will Rogers

 

 

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
~ Johnny Depp

 

 

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

 

~ Roger Caras

 

 

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.
~ Charles M. Schulz

 

 

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

 

~ Ambrose Bierce

 

 

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.
~ Dean Koontz, False Memory

 

 

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

 

~ O.A. Battista

 

 

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

 

~ Edward Hoagland

 

 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
~ Andy Rooney

 

 

The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.

 

~ Henry Ward Beecher

 

 

The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
~ Carrie Underwood

 

 

The greatest love is a mother’s; then a dog’s; then a sweetheart’s.

 

~ Polish Proverb

 

 

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
~ Roger A. Caras

 

 

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

 

~ Christopher Morley

 

 

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
~ Roger A. Caras

 

 

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail.

 

~ Fran Lebowitz

 

 

If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
~ Roger A. Caras

 

 

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.

 

~ Gene Hill

 

 

I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.
~ Cesar Millan

 

 

The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.

 

~ Portuguese Proverb

 

 

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.

 

~ Carrie Latet

 

 

I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
~ Abraham Lincoln

 

 

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

 

~ Margo Kaufman

 

 

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
~ Orhan Pamuk

 

 

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

 

~ Rita Rudner

 

 

The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest.
~ Martin Luther

 

 

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
~ Samuel Butler

 

 

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.
~ Jim Butcher